me

narcissism is a funny thing. oftentimes you find it creeping in places you would not have foreseen days earlier. like on the back of your head. or on a strand of hair. or, and this one is good, on the inside of your elbow. it's even funnier now when you have not only celeb-obsessed people walking around, but people who are so enamored with themselves they believe they are the celebrities themselves. it's great to hang around people who are really into themselves because you find that your sense of purpose in being their friend is greatly diminished in their presence but strangely you also find yourself tuning in to your own hidden self loving desires. "wow! your right, these yellow stockings with the red pencil skirt and brown oxfords really do look good on me! I make everything work!" I'm telling you, it's amazing what narcissism can do for you these days. you should try it out yourself. go ahead. oh wait, you've already posted 400 video clips of yourself on myspace and youtube? i rest my case.